Hi there, I'm Benjamin Franklin, but please, call me Frankie. I live an idyllic life with my two humans who are crazy about me. I'm not a huge fan of the sweaters they make me wear and the balloons they put on my paws, but they feed me; whaddaya gonna do? When I'm happy I wiggle, when I sleep I snore, after I eat I fart. And if I could talk like my humans, I'd sound like a gruff mobster who's always swearing. I'm cute, but I'll kill ya.